my parents are damn funny.
they crack me up.

debating why my sudden mass spam of eczema look like map of the world.




over skype.



mummy says im allergic to metal dust.
daddy insists its the seafood. (altho i havent had any)







the doctor was champion though.

doctor:have you had these before?
me: yea once, but they weren't so bad. when its winter here and i go back home, it gets too hot and they come out.
doctor: well maybe your body thought it was summer because of all that fever you've been getting.


W T H. SRSLY. W T H.
i got nothing to say. champion. pants down.