so here's the deal. i dont know whether to laugh or cry.
daddy and i, we're exactly alike. and the one major obvious fact's that - we're both really greedy. hahahha. its one thing to NEED to eat alot, and a whole other thing to be greedy. my old housies would laugh because we gave lassie the LARGEST cabinet cos we assumed that she will have the most food yet strangely, hers was always the most empty closet + even if there were food, it'd last like a million years. on the other hand, my grocery truck was always FULL man. i bought the most junkk, yet finished the fastest! i have no self control! TOTS. (:
and so tday right! for the one billionth time, i write this to stop myself from being greedy!
daddy and mummy and i went for dinner (totally overordered as always) and so we were REALLY full! and after we came home, i decided to mugg with a magnum in my hand, and daddy was like, " GET ME ONE TOO (:" and so both of us happily tore our golden wrapper and gobbled the whole thing. FUNNY THING, THE ICE CREAM WAS REALLY MELTED.
and i used to think to myself, what kinda idiot eats melted ice cream and get diarrhea. RIGHT?
so other funny thing, the chocolate wasnt' melted at all. so it was really bewildering. ususally magnum's choc would melt by the time the icecream melted. and it didnt make sense cos i only took 1 min from the freezer to my room + the temperature's really low tnight!
IRONY, at 11pm when i realleh wanted to go sleep cos im not making process mugging, MY STOMACH STARTED HURTING REAL BAD, and one min after, daddy's too! and you know that stupid thought i've always had while eating icecream? mmmm.
FOODPOISONING LIKE SIAO MAN.
so through the pain, i didnt know whether to laugh or cry. so damn painful. but so damn funny althogether.
srsly dunno when i'd ever stop being greedy! like the crazy millionth time i got diarrhea eating smth i didnt even wanna eat!