there once was an atheist who spent his whole entire life rejecting God. one day he was walking in the forest, and looked up at the gorgeous magnificent sky, and said " Oh wow! such splendour! its splendid you just appeared!" he walked on by, breathed in the flowers, and chuckled " oh whao flowers! so nice that you just appeared out of no where" this went on and on, until he went in deeper and deeper into the woods, when suddenly he heard a small soft growl. he jumped. and turned, to the sight of a GREAT BIG GROWL of a bear! (imagine the big mouth ready to bite him up!) OH GOD!!! he burst out suddenly! and time froze.

and a bright line shone on him and God spoke. " You called?"
atheist:"Yes.. I did."
God: Yes???
atheist: i know i spent my whole life denying you, and im not gonna defend my actions, and neither am i gonna be a hypocrite and say that im a christian now, but... Sir, could you please do one thing? could you please.. please, at least, make the bear a christian?"
God: Okay.

bright light fades away.

so the bear stops midgrowl, and suddenly bowed his head and closed his eyes. Thankyou Lord for giving me food, in Jesus name i pray amen.




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THE BEAR SAID GRACE! so kuteeee! sadly nobody thinks its as funny and kute as i think it is!